Xmas Stocking Stuffers
What's the stupidest gift you ever bought for your husband or wife?
Worst my husband ever bought me: a bar of soap. Nothing special - just a bar of soap. He said he thought it smelled nice. It was just dumb. Oh well he was young then.
I bought him a nose hair trimmer for xmas one year as a stocking stuffer. He opened it and EVERYONE (we had family visiting) saw it and he was really embarassed. I felt bad later for doing so. Although on the bright side I've barely seen a nose hair since.
Belinda yes I did. My natural color is closer to black then brown, although it's not QUITE black. Very dark brown.
Stupidest? Well before we were actually married, I presented my wife (then girlfriend) with a x-mas present the size of a refrigerator box. All wrapped up and with a bow. Inside this was another smaller box also all wrapped up. Inside that was another. Well you get the point. After opening all 16 boxes and finally getting down to a very small box of Milk Duds, she found a ring within a note that read "look up." When she did, she saw me on a big screen proposing profusely. Did I mention that this was all done at the local roller rink? (her favorite past time). Yes, to me now that I look back at it, it was pretty stupid. Doing it all over again, I would do it a bit differently. It must have worked though, because we are still happily married and I guess that she has grown accustomed to my stupid stuff.
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Cloud Star Buddy Wash Pet Shampoo, Lavender & Mint, 19-Ounce Bottle (Pack of 2) $15.13 Pure, natural ingredients. Botanical extracts. You'll know the difference the first time you snuggle with your furry friend after a bath. Harsh, alcohol-based shampoos can leave your pet's coat dry and irritated, but not Buddy Wash. Heal. Soothe. Moisturize. Rejuvenate. Your furry friend will thank you. Did we forget to mention the light and refreshing lavender mint scent? Consider it a bonus. Not... |
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Cloud Star Buddy Rinse Pet Conditioner, Lavender & Mint, 19-Ounce Bottle (Pack of 2) $15.00 Buddy Rinse is made with pure botanical extracts and natural oils to create the best conditioner possible. Buddy Rinse has been specially formulated to soften, shine, detangle, and revitalize your pet's coat without using any harsh chemicals. Buddy Rinse works into your pet's coat easily yet rinses completely, leaving a mild and soothing lavender mint scent.... |
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Cloud Star Buddy Wash Pet Shampoo, Green Tea & Bergamot, 19-Ounce Bottle (Pack of 2) $15.19 Pure, natural ingredients. Botanical extracts. You'll know the difference the first time you snuggle with your furry friend after a bath. Harsh, alcohol-based shampoos can leave your pet's coat dry and irritated, but not Buddy Wash. Heal. Soothe. Moisturize. Rejuvenate. Your furry friend will thank you. Did we forget to mention the light and refreshing lavender mint scent? Consider it a bonus. Not... |
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Merry Christmas Music for Dinner $9.99 Grayson Entertainment is proud to present this pleasant collection of Christmas music. The perfect soundtrack for your familyOs holiday meal time, bring everyone together with the sounds of the Christmas season.This product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.... |
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The Ultimate Music Box Christmas $9.99 The Ultimate Music Box Christmas, The Christmas SpiritThis product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.... |
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Special Christmas Carols & Hymns $9.99 Special Christmas Carols & Hymns, Santa's HelpersThis product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.... |
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Franzus Penguin-aire Mini Portable Fan Model PS-283PF - 1 ea $10.99 Mini Portable Fan by Franzus. Ultra compact design fits easily into a pocket or purse. A cooling breeze is generated from safe (soft) neoprene blades using a long lasting, super quiet motor. Non-skid rubber feet provide stability for use on desk or table. A convenient belt clip and neck cord is included. Keep cool anytime, anywhere. Great item for yourself or as a gift. Uses 2 ÂAAÂ batteries not... |
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Holiday Greeting Hard Candy Lollipops-Set of eight-3 different XMAS wishes-Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays & Seasons Greetings Custom Lollipal Stocking Stuffer. $20.00 ... |
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Crushed Hard Candy Cane Sprinkled Lollipop. Christmas Tree Shaped Lollipals. Set of 6- Xmas Red, Green & White. Peppermint Stocking Stuffers $15.00 Beautiful hand crafted Christmas tree shaped lollipops. From the candy craftsmen at Kencraft Confections. Why just have a lollipop, when you can have one of these unique confections.... |
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Christmas Hard Candy Lollipops-Set of Six-3 Shapes: Tree, Ornament & Wrapped Gift. Custom Lollipop Xmas Stocking Stuffers. $21.00 These are handmade lollipops that are then individually hand decorated. Suitable for re-sale or as gifts.... |
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Hygienic & Handy Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer $5.95 Hygienic and handy, this portable nose and ear trimmer keeps you looking your best. Powered by one AA battery (not included). Comes with cap.... |
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Groom Mate TrimIT/Silver Wing XL Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer + Lifetime Warranty $25.88 Our Silver Wing XL - Trimit Nose Hair Trimmer features a cutting head made from high carbon steel with titanium plating which will not rust. High quality, superior Japanese craftsmanship. Simply squeeze the wing handles together for the most gentle trimming of nose and ear hair. Our Silver Wing XL / Trimit comes packed in a small plastic box with clear lid which makes it an ideal gift.... |
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Set of 3 Mini Christmas Rubber Duckys $3.85 Rubber ducky collectors will want to add these cute little guys to their collection this year. Each meaures approx. 2" x 2" x 2-1/4"". They don't squeak but they do have a tiny hole in the beak so they can squirt water in the tub. These do not float upright. Great for decorating, collectibles, or preschool party favors. Not for children under 3.... |
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Portable USB LED Flexible Work Light for Laptops/Notebooks $5.75 This lamp won't take up much space in your laptop case, and is perfect for illuminating your keyboard! The flexible neck can be bent to direct light where you want it, and the on/off button provides extra convenience. LEDs are rated to last about 50,000 hours of use and consume little power.... |
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30mW Green Laser Pointer with Holographic Star Cap $16.45 This laser creates hundreds of stars with a push of the button. You can adjust the size and shape of the stars by turning the adjustable cap. If you need to use it as a standard green laser pointer simply unscrew the tip and you are set to point out your object! This is a true 30mw green laser diode so it has an 8 mile range!... |
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Executive All-in-One Pen w/ Stylus, Laser Pointer, & Flashlight $2.49 This one pen will come in handy throughout your day! Twist the tip for the pen or stylus, use the buttons to activate the laser, flashlight, or UV light. Take notes in the dark, make presentations, entertain pets, detect counterfeit money... this pen is more tricked out than James Bond!... |
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Bella Juniors Straight Leg Fleece Pant (7017) Waistband is coverseamed and has matching drawcord. 5.8 ounce, 100% ring spun combed cotton fleece. Double needle open bottom hem.... |
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YogaColors Unisex Baby Thermal Long Sleeve Henley T457 Enjoy snowboarding in the winter or just lounge as a pajama top at home. Either way you'll be comfortable and chic in this cozy henley.... |
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Metro Mini Glitz Metallic Metropolitan Designer Credit Card Case Wallet - 6 Colors Available $19.99 Our Metropolitan Wallet Line is HOT HOT HOT - and now we've got GLITZ CHECKER METALLIC wallets! Shimmering and shiny checker designs in your choice of Silver, Blue, Pink, Gold, Green and Platinum! Sleek, unique & chic - shiny and hard on the outside! Small enough for a purse, convenient enough so that you won't need one. Superb full-frame design & stylish exterior, pairs fashion with durability. G... |
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Rechargeable 3.7V Li-Ion Battery Pack for Nintendo DS Lite $0.49 Replace a worn-out or lost battery for your Nintendo DS Lite with this rechargeable Li-ion battery pack. ***Please note: this is a generic/aftermarket item. Compatible only with Nintendo DS Lite.***... |
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Sea Cards - New Certification Edition: Learn & Review Your Sailing Knowledge with 450+ Color-Coded Nautical Flash Cards (All skill levels, beginning to advanced) Free upgrade offer! $19.95 This is a free upgrade offer to our new Sea Cards Certification Edition. The edition pictured above is the older 2nd edition. Sea Cards Certification Edition was designed with the help of leading sailing schools and award winning instructors. Divided into three color-coded sections, this volume of nautical flash cards is a serious tool for mastering a wide spectrum of sailing and boating knowledge... |
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RED LADYBUG Wind Up Toy - They Do Backflips & Spin In Circles! $1.95 Our wind up toys are fun for all ages! Watch them jump, flip, gallop, crawl and walk! Bright & fun colors in the most popular themes! Measurements vary on each toy - all between 2" - 3". You will get a random mix of the styles pictured. Get one of each! Great gifts! Don't miss our entire line of wind up toys!... |
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HOLIDAY STICKERS 168 Piece Value Sticker Pack $2.49 Great Christmas Holiday Item! Four different designs. You will get a random mix.... |
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Funtasma by Pleaser Men's Halloween Santa-108 $85.43 Funtasma by Pleaser USA, A Specialized Halloween Shoe Line!... |
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Holiday Sequins Coin Purse $2.99 Great Stocking Stuffers! Great Item for Christmas & the Holidays! Assorted styles shipped. Three colors available. Price is per piece.... |
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12V Car Charger Adapter for USB, PSP, NDS, NDSi, NDSL $2.99 Don't run out of gaming power while you're on the road! Keep the kids and passengers entertained with this 12V Outlet Adapter. It has a USB port for charging/powering any USB-powered devices, and also an adapter cable. The cable has a USB plug on one end and also power plugs for the Sony PSP, Nintendo DS, DSi, and DS Lite.... |
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BlueTooth or Cell Phone Earpiece Keychain Holder in Pink - Never Loose Your Hands Free Device Again! $4.99 Never Loose Your Hands Free Device Again! If you have ever spent any amount of time looking for your BlueTooth device - this is a must have! - Serisously this will be the best investment you will have ever made for that device that is always getting lost! Organize Your Life! Easy Draw String Open and Close, made with See-Through Mesh Material. This is Light Pink in Color. Keys and BlueTooth not in... |
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Women's Eco-Heather Cropped Activewear Lounge Pant 1985 $40.00 Be eco-friendly and chic at the same time. Women's regular fit eco-heather cropped pant. Made with a unique blend of organic cotton, recycled polyester, and naturally occurring rayon. Wide waistband; drawstring ties constructed from garment material; exposed cover-stitching at yoke seam; elastic casing at bottom hem. Wash in cold water on gentle cycle, dry on low heat.... |
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PocketSeat Inflatable Stadium Seat Cushion 9x13 Red $5.95 An 'Inflatable' Seat Cushion built originally for a bleacher bench, but found to have so many other uses! Constructed of .25mm PVC for superior strength and long-lasting durability. Has a 3-tiered rectangular design and center air-release chamber for premium comfort. Easy to inflate 1-2 puffs of air into the self-sealing air intake valve. Deflated it fits easily into any pocket, purse, backpack, ... |
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Authentic Iwako Japanese Take Apart Puzzle Erasers Hamburger, Orange Juice, Milk Shake and Sherbet - Great for Party Favors, Christmas Stockings Stuffers, Basket Fillers! Sale Price: $7.55  |
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11" Christmas Cheeks Animated Plush Teddy Bear Stuffed Animal List Price: $32.95 Sale Price: $25.95 |
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This adorable animated soft plush teddy bear stuffed animal is 11 inches tall with "blowing" cheek expanding module and side-to-side movement. Who wouldn't love this unique toy? Plays "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas... |
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HOLIDAY STICKERS 168 Piece Value Sticker Pack List Price: $5.99 Sale Price: $2.49 |
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Great Christmas Holiday Item! Four different designs. You will get a random mix. |
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10-fake Christmas Themed Fake Lottery Tickets Sale Price: $0.45 Average Rating:  |
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Our Holiday, Christmas themed fake lottery tickets are the greatest stocking stuffer on earth. Realistic looking in every way. Each one appears to be a winner of $20,000 dollars or more. Hysterically funny to watch as someone thinks they just hit the jackpot... |
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RED LADYBUG Wind Up Toy - They Do Backflips & Spin In Circles! Sale Price: $1.95 Average Rating:  |
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Our wind up toys are fun for all ages! Watch them jump, flip, gallop, crawl and walk! Bright & fun colors in the most popular themes! Measurements vary on each toy - all between 2" - 3". You will get a random mix of the styles pictured... |
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10" Christmas Holiday Shout Pup List Price: $24.95 Sale Price: $19.00 |
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This adorable puppy dog animated plush animal is 1 inches tall with ears that flap with the music and side-to-side movement. Sings "Shout!" Adorable! |
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Chubby Snowman Plush-9.5" Sale Price: $7.95 |
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Enjoy the winter season with this cuddly little snowman that is sure not to melt, long fter the snow has. Send a heartfelt greeting of warmth to a loved one, give to a child (Ages 3+) or add him to your holiday splendor collection. |
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Happy Mnts Multiflower Quilt 43 - Gund Toys Sale Price: $18.89 |
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Cozy up with the Happy Mnts Multiflower Quilt 43 - Gund Toys from Gund Toys. When Adolph Gund started America's original plush company,he had a simple formula for success. Use the best materials. Find the best craftsmen... |
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20 Fake Holiday Themed Fake Lottery Tickets Sale Price: $1.99 |
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Our Holiday themed fake lottery tickets are the greatest stocking stuffer and gag gift on earth. Each one looks very realistic. Each one appears to win $20,000 dollar or more. The joke is revealed once the ticket is turned over and the very funny text is read by the victim... |
