Xmas Stocking Stuffers
What's the stupidest gift you ever bought for your husband or wife?
Worst my husband ever bought me: a bar of soap. Nothing special - just a bar of soap. He said he thought it smelled nice. It was just dumb. Oh well he was young then.
I bought him a nose hair trimmer for xmas one year as a stocking stuffer. He opened it and EVERYONE (we had family visiting) saw it and he was really embarassed. I felt bad later for doing so. Although on the bright side I've barely seen a nose hair since.
Belinda yes I did. My natural color is closer to black then brown, although it's not QUITE black. Very dark brown.
Stupidest? Well before we were actually married, I presented my wife (then girlfriend) with a x-mas present the size of a refrigerator box. All wrapped up and with a bow. Inside this was another smaller box also all wrapped up. Inside that was another. Well you get the point. After opening all 16 boxes and finally getting down to a very small box of Milk Duds, she found a ring within a note that read "look up." When she did, she saw me on a big screen proposing profusely. Did I mention that this was all done at the local roller rink? (her favorite past time). Yes, to me now that I look back at it, it was pretty stupid. Doing it all over again, I would do it a bit differently. It must have worked though, because we are still happily married and I guess that she has grown accustomed to my stupid stuff.
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Cloud Star Buddy Wash Pet Shampoo, Lavender & Mint, 19-Ounce Bottle (Pack of 2) $15.00 Pure, natural ingredients. Botanical extracts. You'll know the difference the first time you snuggle with your furry friend after a bath. Harsh, alcohol-based shampoos can leave your pet's coat dry and irritated, but not Buddy Wash. Heal. Soothe. Moisturize. Rejuvenate. Your furry friend will thank you. Did we forget to mention the light and refreshing lavender mint scent? Consider it a bonus. Not... |
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Conair GS15RN Handheld Fabric Steamer $15.29 The Conair E-Z Steam features a continuous Steam Function Activated by a Trigger Switch. Its 1000 Watts of Power provides Superior Steam Performance. Soleplate Attachment for Conventional Steam Ironing with Variable Temperature Control. Dual Voltage for Travel. Fabric Lint Brush Attachment.... |
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Cloud Star Buddy Rinse Pet Conditioner, Green Tea & Bergamot, 19-Ounce Bottle (Pack of 2) $15.00 Buddy Rinse is made with pure botanical extracts and natural oils to create the best conditioner possible. Buddy Rinse has been specially formulated to soften, shine, detangle, and revitalize your pet's coat without using any harsh chemicals. Buddy Rinse works into your pet's coat easily yet rinses completely, leaving a mild and soothing lavender mint scent.... |
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Christmas Music Box Album $9.99 Christmas Music Box Album, The Yuletide PlayersThis product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.... |
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Christmas Music on Acoustic Guitar $9.99 Rothmar Media is proud to present this wonderful collection of Christmas acoustic guitar music. The perfect soundtrack for the holidays, bring everyone together with the sounds of the Christmas season.This product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.... |
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The Ultimate Music Box Christmas $9.99 The Ultimate Music Box Christmas, The Christmas SpiritThis product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.... |
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Groom Mate TrimIT/Silver Wing XL Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer + Lifetime Warranty $25.88 Our Silver Wing XL - Trimit Nose Hair Trimmer features a cutting head made from high carbon steel with titanium plating which will not rust. High quality, superior Japanese craftsmanship. Simply squeeze the wing handles together for the most gentle trimming of nose and ear hair. Our Silver Wing XL / Trimit comes packed in a small plastic box with clear lid which makes it an ideal gift.... |
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Season's Sparkle Holiday Glitter Tattoos $1.49 Great Christmas Holiday Item! Sparkling, glittering stick-on tattoo. Also great on books, cards, bags, etc. Assorted styles. You will get a random mix of available styles.... |
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Roca Buttercrunch Milk Chocolate Truffles (9oz Tin) $16.88 Roca Buttercrunch Milk Chocolate Truffles. A 9oz Holiday tin filled with Rocas.... |
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Portable USB LED Flexible Work Light for Laptops/Notebooks $5.95 This lamp won't take up much space in your laptop case, and is perfect for illuminating your keyboard! The flexible neck can be bent to direct light where you want it, and the on/off button provides extra convenience. LEDs are rated to last about 50,000 hours of use and consume little power.... |
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Executive All-in-One Pen w/ Stylus, Laser Pointer, & Flashlight $5.95 This one pen will come in handy throughout your day! Twist the tip for the pen or stylus, use the buttons to activate the laser, flashlight, or UV light. Take notes in the dark, make presentations, entertain pets, detect counterfeit money... this pen is more tricked out than James Bond!... |
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Virtual 7.1 Channel USB Sound Adapter $10.95 Add a virtual 7.1 channel surround sound to your computer with this adapter. Plug & Play and easy to use. Requires Windows 98SE, ME, XP, Vista, 7, Server 2003, Server 2008; Linux, Mac OS X or higher. Must use a USB 2.0 Port.... |
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American Apparel RSA2314 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Crew Neck T-Shirt Dress $30.00 The perfect casual t-shirt dress.... |
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American Apparel Sheer Jersey Cotton Scarf - Raw Edge and Many Colors! $15.00 Sheer Jersey Scarf - Features: An all-purpose, comfortable Sheer Jersey cotton scarf. 100% Sheer Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort; 93" X 16" (2m X 41cm). Made in USA. Makes a Great Gift.... |
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Jerzees Youth 9.5 oz Sweatpant w Pockets (4850BP) Super Sweats Available in 8 Colors 50% cotton, 50% polyester NuBlendTM fleece; virtually pill-free; double-napped inside for a softer feel and increased loft; increased stitch density for a smoother printing canvas; side-entry jersey-lined pockets; double-needle covered elastic waist; front- and back-rise differential for a better fit; elastic cuffs; inside drawcord.... |
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SANTA JELLY LOLLIPOPS Sold individually. Yummy fruit flavor. A jelly pop with a 12" flexible stick. Each lollipop is individually wrapped in a cellophane bag and twist tied. Great for stocking stuffers or class gifts. Each lollipop is approximately 1" wide X 2" tall and the thickness of 4 quarters.... |
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Family of Rubik's Cube Products w/ Free Storage Bags $69.99 Rubik's Cube® is the incredibly addictive, multi-dimensional challenge that has fascinated puzzle fans around the world since 1980. With "43 Quintillion" possible moves and only "ONE" solution... nearly one in every five people in the world has twisted, jumbled and enjoyed this immensely popular puzzle. This lot includes the original Rubik's Cube, 4x4 Rubik's Cube, 5x5 Rubik's Cube, Rubik's Jr, R... |
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Glow in the Dark ROAMING DINO Wind Up Toy $2.49 THESE GLOW IN THE DARK! Roaming Dinosaurs walking animals! Our wind up toys are fun for all ages! Watch them jump, flip, gallop, crawl and walk! Bright & fun colors in the most popular themes! Measurements vary on each toy - all between 2" - 3". You will get a random color mix of the style pictured. Get one of each! Great gifts! Don't miss our entire line of wind up toys! You will get a random MIX... |
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RED LADYBUG Wind Up Toy - They Do Backflips & Spin In Circles- Sold as Single item - Color may vary $1.89 Our wind up toys are fun for all ages! Watch them jump, flip, gallop, crawl and walk! Bright & fun colors in the most popular themes! Measurements vary on each toy - all between 2" - 3". You will get a random mix of the styles pictured. Get one of each! Great gifts! Don't miss our entire line of wind up toys!... |
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12V Car Charger Adapter for USB, PSP, NDS, NDSi, NDSL $11.50 Don't run out of gaming power while you're on the road! Keep the kids and passengers entertained with this 12V Outlet Adapter. It has a USB port for charging/powering any USB-powered devices, and also an adapter cable. The cable has a USB plug on one end and also power plugs for the Sony PSP, Nintendo DS, DSi, and DS Lite.... |
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BlueTooth or Cell Phone Earpiece Keychain Holder in Pink - Never Loose Your Hands Free Device Again! $4.99 Never Loose Your Hands Free Device Again! If you have ever spent any amount of time looking for your BlueTooth device - this is a must have! - Serisously this will be the best investment you will have ever made for that device that is always getting lost! Organize Your Life! Easy Draw String Open and Close, made with See-Through Mesh Material. This is Light Pink in Color. Keys and BlueTooth not in... |
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Holiday Sequins Coin Purse $2.99 Great Stocking Stuffers! Great Item for Christmas & the Holidays! Assorted styles shipped. Three colors available. Price is per piece.... |
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Rechargeable 3.7V Li-Ion Battery Pack for Nintendo DS Lite $5.95 Replace a worn-out or lost battery for your Nintendo DS Lite with this rechargeable Li-ion battery pack. ***Please note: this is a generic/aftermarket item. Compatible only with Nintendo DS Lite.***... |
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SANTA Crystal Golf Ball Marker & Magnetic Clip Set! Great Stocking Stuffer! $18.99 Santa Ball Marker! Beautifully crafted Ball Markers featuring Swarovski Crystals adds some BLING to your game! Show off your sparkling uniquely designed Golf Crystal Ball Marker on the green ... All items include a Magnetic Ball Marker Clip that attaches virtually anywhere. We have received rave reviews on these items for their quality and style so why wait? Get your Golf Crystal Ball Marker Now! ... |
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Rossignol Men's Minute Jacket for Snow Ski Snowboard R163 Waterproof, breathable fabric that helps you stay comfortable. Fabric has waterproof/breathability rating of 5000mm/500g/m2/24h. 100% polyamide dobby shell with 100% polyester fill. Adjustable, removable hood. Storm flap over exterior zipper keeps cold and wet out. Interior adjustable powder skirt protects the lower torso. Elasticized inner cuffs keep your gloves in places and the cold out. Zipper... |
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Oklahoma University Christmas Snowman - NCAA Merchandise $19.94 Oklahoma University Collectible Snowman. Any Sooners fan will love this Snowman decorating their home or office. Meaures 7.5" tall and is made of resin. Great gift idea. More on sgforeu.... |
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Authentic Iwako Japanese Take Apart Puzzle Erasers Hamburger, Orange Juice, Milk Shake and Sherbet - Great for Party Favors, Christmas Stockings Stuffers, Basket Fillers! Sale Price: $7.55  |
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10-fake Christmas Themed Fake Lottery Tickets Sale Price: $5.99 Average Rating:  |
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Our Holiday, Christmas themed fake lottery tickets are the greatest stocking stuffer on earth. Realistic looking in every way. Each one appears to be a winner of $20,000 dollars or more. Hysterically funny to watch as someone thinks they just hit the jackpot... |
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Spinning Ladybug Glow Wind-Ups - Sold as single item - Colors may vary List Price: $5.99 Sale Price: $1.95 |
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THESE GLOW IN THE DARK! They spin and flip backwards! Our wind up toys are fun for all ages! Watch them jump, flip, gallop, crawl and walk! Bright & fun colors in the most popular themes! Measurements vary on each toy - all between 2" - 3"... |
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Glow In The Dark Flipping DOG, MONKEY & FROG Wind Up Toy - Sold as single item - Colors may vary List Price: $5.99 Sale Price: $1.95 |
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THESE GLOW IN THE DARK! Puppy Dog, Monkey & Frog - you will get a random mix of styles. Our wind up toys are fun for all ages! Watch them jump, flip, gallop, crawl and walk! Bright & fun colors in the most popular themes! Measurements vary on each toy - all between 2" - 3"... |
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Happy Mnts Multiflower Quilt 43 - Gund Toys Sale Price: $21.89 |
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Cozy up with the Happy Mnts Multiflower Quilt 43 - Gund Toys from Gund Toys. When Adolph Gund started America's original plush company,he had a simple formula for success. Use the best materials. Find the best craftsmen... |
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20 Fake Holiday Themed Fake Lottery Tickets Sale Price: $1.99 |
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Our Holiday themed fake lottery tickets are the greatest stocking stuffer and gag gift on earth. Each one looks very realistic. Each one appears to win $20,000 dollar or more. The joke is revealed once the ticket is turned over and the very funny text is read by the victim... |
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Sea Cards - New Certification Edition: Learn & Review Your Sailing Knowledge with 450+ Color-Coded Nautical Flash Cards (All skill levels, beginning to advanced) Free upgrade offer! List Price: $24.95 Sale Price: $19.95 Average Rating:  |
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This is a free upgrade offer to our new Sea Cards Certification Edition. The edition pictured above is the older 2nd edition. Sea Cards Certification Edition was designed with the help of leading sailing schools and award winning instructors... |
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Christmas Hoilday Plush GIFT CARD HOLDER Ornament List Price: $6.99 Sale Price: $2.49 |
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Great Holiday Item! Give the gift of a gift card in a fun way! Hang this from the tree or anywhere! Reindder, Snowman, Penguin and more! You will get a random mix of available styles. |
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Christmas Holiday Punch Pens List Price: $6.99 Sale Price: $2.49 |
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Great Christmas Holiday Item! Assorted styles. You will get a random mix of available styles. Order 24 and get free display. |
